IT Joke (The Computer Programmer), Submitted by Sachin
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss...

Santa and Banta, Submitted by Varun Gupta
Santa: What should we do? The water level has risen above the danger mark.

Banta: Raise the danger level mark up by a few meters.
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If Rakesh Roshan made Taare Zameen Par..., Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would have that too. Instead of dyslexia, the kid would have alienositis or something, a condition induced due to him witnessing an alien abduction.
Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher, and...

Silent meeting, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Today morning I just came across a gathering of 100 women sitting on the footpath for a day long silent protest against Global warming....

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA., Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Lalu Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Lalu Prasad, ...

Doctor's promise, Submitted by Alok Raman
Patient: Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus.

Doctor: Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only.
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